The Most Beautiful Baby in the World's Second Year

This page is dedicated to Baby Spooge, the Most Beautiful Baby in the World. If you think there is a baby, somewhere, who is more beautiful, you're wrong. All people on this planet exist purely to serve her needs. Bow down before her, worthless knave.

My apologies to all of those people who thought (wrongly) that they had The Most Beautiful Baby in the World. I've seen all of the other babies, and they all suffer a major flaw, namely that they aren't mine. I am especially sorry for those with ugly babies. While most illnesses are curable, there still isn't a cure for ugly. Baby Spooge has an acute case of cuteness. There is no cure. Now see why she's The Most Beautiful Baby in the World.

Click here to see her first year

Adrienne's second year:

Thirteen months old

Fourteen months old

Fifteen months old

Sixteen months old

Bonus: 16.5 months old

Seventeen months old

Eighteen months old

Nineteen months old

Twenty months old

Twenty-one months old

This page was last updated 1/20/04 .

If you have ideas, comments, or criticisms, please let me know.

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