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Blame Canada! In case you haven't heard, the "mad cow" that they found in Washington state came from Alberta. So, the Canadians have dumped sick cows on our country and have cost millions (billions?) in beef exports and created a terror fear through the meat-loving public. I say we bill the Canadians for our losses, and if they don't pay, we take the country by force. I figure we could conquer Canada in about 35 seconds. If they were smart, they'd send their surrender in before we decided to attack. And they have French people there, so that expertise is already installed there.

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