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Can we kill all of the stupid people?
Here's a page just for Michelle (you know who you are).
Sometimes you just have to wonder how some people manage to stay alive and not die from pure and utter stupidity.
Some people are just so stupid that you have to wonder how they survive every day and manage to feed and dress themselves. I'm amazed that many of them actually have jobs. The scary thing is that these people VOTE.
Anyway, today the topic is stupid people.
Here's a fairly typical example:
I'm walking in Target, and I'm with my family. My wife has to take TMBBITW to the restroom (thank God she's starting to use the potty more!), leaving me with TMBBITW version 2 (the new infant).
I'm standing there with the shopping cart and the stroller. A woman walks over to the stroller and comments "oh, she's so small." Me, being the perennial smart-ass that I am, respond back "that's because she was born at an early age."
To that, the woman just responded "oh." And trust me, she wasn't trying not to offend me, she just didn't get it.
And I bet she votes.
And I know at least 1 person will read this and not get it. And I bet they vote too.
I wish we could make a season for stupid people, much like we make seasons for deer, ducks, and turkeys.
Before you think I'm heartless (I saw a recent x-ray which indicated that I actually do have a heart), I'm just trying to make the world a better place. By killing the stupidist of people, the average intelligence of the planet goes up.
Thanks, Michelle. Now I'm thinking about stupid people. I passed a lot of them today trying to squeeze into Wal-Mart to get gifts for people. Here's a news flash for these morons: Christmass falls on December 25th EVERY year, not just this one. You have an entire year to shop.
People that wait until December 24th are the first group we should turn into Soylent Green. Well, them, and the French.
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