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"I'm sorry."
Today is Yom Kippur, the Jewish Day of Atonement. Even if you're not Jewish, it doesn't hurt to say you're sorry once a year. Heck, it might even solve a few problems.
What if every year, you told everyone you wronged that you were sorry?
Well, I can't think of anyone I've wronged in the last year. However, I probably haven't been everything to everyone. I've probably let a few people down, and I probably said a few bad words directed at people, spoken in the heat of the moment.
So, in this most public of forum, I hereby apologize to everyone who believes that I have wronged them. The term "everyone" in meant in its most inclusive form, including John Kerry, who I believe has commited Treason, Hillary Clinton, who I've referred to as the Most Dangerous Person In The Free World, an assortment of Mexicans I've seen driving recently that I've referred to as [omitted] beaners, all jihadists, who've I've been secretly wishing would die suddenly, all French people, an assortment of Liberals whom I've referred to as ass-darts, and others.
If you fall into one of these categories, consider yourself apologized to. But only for today. Tomorrow begins the next year.
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